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@djangoroo @TommyBiff 1.Ive never tweeted something on social media then rushed out to print a t-shirt of my victory. 2.Then decided to take a selfie of myself in my new t-shirt with my tweet printed on it. 3. After going through all that trouble then to tweet the selfie is a little tasteless. This⬇️

Read: our average user is dumb as f*ck. Exploit this at your leisure. Cc: ⁦@Kalshi⁩

My daughter said I look like Charlton Heston in "The Omega Man". Huge compliment.

lldb fucking blows donkey balls. that is all.

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Dear @elonmusk, Waffle fries go well with chicken sandwiches, but not with burgers. Get that through your thick skull, My Regards, Haver Guy

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Bee berbbb .. wok inna fire ahh beet :joyi: !! na waii this ain rEEL!

I just remembered a gαme I used to play as a kid! We would take local girls and bind them with rope, and then drag them around the park! #FunChildsGames #DragQueen

i let my dog lick me when i get out the shower