i let my dog lick me when i get out the shower

Jailbreak pork chop

Dear @elonmusk, Waffle fries go well with chicken sandwiches, but not with burgers. Get that through your thick skull, My Regards, Haver Guy

POV: I TOOK THE RICK.

No it’s not

Bee berbbb .. wok inna fire ahh beet :joyi: !! na waii this ain rEEL!

I just remembered a gαme I used to play as a kid! We would take local girls and bind them with rope, and then drag them around the park! #FunChildsGames #DragQueen

I'm more concerned about hamburgers than drone strikes on children and hospitals.

BREAKING: I ate wendies potto and it hort my somach SO bad :((