i let my dog lick me when i get out the shower

Jailbreak pork chop

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SWWET AND SOUR PORK! SWWET AND SOUR PORK! SWWET AND SOUR PORK!

Dear @elonmusk, Waffle fries go well with chicken sandwiches, but not with burgers. Get that through your thick skull, My Regards, Haver Guy

No it’s not

Bee berbbb .. wok inna fire ahh beet :joyi: !! na waii this ain rEEL!

I just remembered a gαme I used to play as a kid! We would take local girls and bind them with rope, and then drag them around the park! #FunChildsGames #DragQueen

I'm more concerned about hamburgers than drone strikes on children and hospitals.

BREAKING: I ate wendies potto and it hort my somach SO bad :((