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If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

Why is there no emoji for dignity!!

the color orange is named after the fruit

Nuke Mars!

Technically, alcohol is a solution

@DatKlow Chomsky sucks

Tesla blows haha

My Twitter is pretty much complete nonsense at this point

@ntvru хаха офигенно

@Tesla I’m excited to work with Silver Lake and Goldman Sachs as financial advisors, plus Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and Munger, Tolles & Olson as legal advisors, on the proposal to take Tesla private

Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch

@joshuatopolsky @oneunderscore__ @ParkerMolloy @2sunsky @ashleyfeinberg Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello.

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@_iitzBrendon Elon University is a real place

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false