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Im okay with being cocky... cause last time I checked, timid ass bitches dont make it in life

I've got 99 problems but my swag ain't one

Ladies, if you could go on a date with ANY guy in the world, what time do you want me to pick you up?

If you look up the word swag in the dictionary... It'll be a great big picture of my face.

Is it possible to overdose on swag?

Just took my physical and tested positive 4 swag!!!!!!

I'm so tired. I need coffee and a blowjob

I named my penis "The Truth" because bitches can't handle it.