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Chris ??

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If you look up the word swag in the dictionary... It'll be a great big picture of my face.

@Chilean_Mamba

Im okay with being cocky... cause last time I checked, timid ass bitches dont make it in life

@Chilean_Mamba

I've got 99 problems but my swag ain't one

@Chilean_Mamba

Ladies, if you could go on a date with ANY guy in the world, what time do you want me to pick you up?

@Chilean_Mamba

Bitches are like alarm clocks they won't shut up till you hit them

@Chilean_Mamba

Is it possible to overdose on swag?

@Chilean_Mamba

Just took my physical and tested positive 4 swag!!!!!!

@Chilean_Mamba

I'm so tired. I need coffee and a blowjob

@Chilean_Mamba

I named my penis "The Truth" because bitches can't handle it.

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Chris ??

@Chilean_Mamba

If you look up the word swag in the dictionary... It'll be a great big picture of my face.