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it's crazy to see how a hospital operates, everything in synergy, everything working somehow in sequence and planning

One big perk of a beard is, if something spills out of my mouth, it gets feeded to my beard, tshirt gandi nahi hoti

kya college me itne logo ki zarurat thi

bhai mai jhooth nahi bol raha hu, 3rd sem se ye log same hi cheez course name change kar karke padha rahe hain
aur ham kisi course me nahi seekh paa rahe😭😭

nowadays all my motivation to learn and work comes from attending classes daily, vahan saamne koi padhate rehta hai, mujhe lagta hai ye sab sunne se achha kuch useful hi karleta hu

4 din ki chhutti kya mili pura college hi bimaar ho gaya

hey god, i changed my bedsheet after 3 months, what more do you want from me to cure me of this throat infection😭😭

ye mini project ek din meri maut ka kaaran banega

I just wanna gain followers on this bird app, so that whenever I type some rubbish question, kam se kam ek chutiya to reply kare, online mode me bhi awkward kardoge to kya hi izzat reh jayegi

2 din se continuously Rekhta app khol raha hu, and now insta somehow knows I'm into poetry 💀💀

homesick af

Kerala is a great place to live, everything's organized, people are crude af, just the way i like, and yes, coconut chutney

Notifications from non social media apps have really low conversion rates.
ex: Sbi Yono sending me a notif about personal loans; who would open it if they don't have a need.
On the contrary, social media notifs, even if spammy make a user open the app way more time.

Kerala

capitalism was literally built for women