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Hey @toddsampsonOz, what do you think of my shirt? Thanks @LeelaVarghese! #shirtinception

@ignorethatdoor Be sure to dress warmly.

Me at the Italian Wedding

it doesn’t matter if i’m tired or not. i can’t leave dishes sitting in the sink bro

@timmyisanerd One cowboy and one man who told me that hungry children should be taken away from their parents. https://www.salon.com/2019/03/23/salon-interview-how-to-have-an-argument-with-ben-shapiro/

Happy #choclateday ???? #ValentinesDay

A hit for a hit makes the whole world high

Can’t teach this https://t.co/Zg8pzwqcEd

Is big tech just becoming big corp in another form? Check it out ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O7Ugp_kmDQ&feature=youtu.be https://t.co/vW3uZAIbj0

When someone asks “what’s https://www.rationalvc.com/?” This literally covers 99% of it ??? @CyrusYari & @iman_olya only quote goats ? ? Cc: @naval @chamath @nivi @nntaleb and Uncle Charlie

Why do people slurp coffee like fucking animals? Just wait until it's not hot, you fucking freaks.

Seriously, if that game doesn't get played at all, Mizzou would have probably still been allowed by the SEC to "choose" the Music City Bowl, and seeing how we saw other garbage teams from that conference get bowl bids, CLANGA probably would have gotten a bowl anyway.

@kaukofloof @CheeHuffs I AM INDOOR ANIMAL AND I NEED WARM TOWEL AND BIDET

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@CaryPalmerr a banger