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Rule 1 is to never sleep on an empty stomach again. What war have I not fought in between yesternight and now? Who would've imagined I could bark commands at gawking cannibals, shoot rounds and stab people in the eyes with daggers and tie-pins. Oh my God!

There are little things that often go unnoticed, but carry immense power. The flutter of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane far away.

Who lied to you that life is about happiness?

I've been instructed to give a public lecture, probably the first from an undergraduate student, in my school's history.
Problem is that I'm stuck watching sex/life when I should be going through dozens of equations just to make sure I'm still smart. Boy, oh boy! 😹

Ever been dazed at the possibility that one could be the life of a room and yet remain fundamentally disconnected from it? That the light bearer still could have the corridors of their soul bereft of that which they seemingly give?

Okay everyone a very important question was being asked by @TSA agents in Phoenix today.

Settle this for us: who has the best fast food nuggets?

derek stingley looking good 👀

What ASUU Next Line of Action after court of appeal rule on resumption.
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The way prof amoka is calling NGIGE name since the day before yesterday till now, ASUU is NGIGE your worst nightmare 🤭 just asking...
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sallanıyo zincir ta sikime

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şu maça İsmail kartalla çıktığımızı düşünsenize kabus gibi aq Jesus dedemi tutmak lazım