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Mutlu ve organize

Aynen çok ciddiydi canım toplantı, bir saattir güldüğüm şey:

Evlenmek keşke bu kadar pahalı olmasa da evlensek

Bir tane abi vardı, küçükken format falan atmayı öğrenmişti, o zamanlar genius gibi geliyordu ben de vay anasını ne adam olur falan diyordum mal olmuş

"Using this smartwatch, you can recieve calls and messages at the ease of your wrist"

Bhai lekin mera phone meri jeb me hi hai mai use jeb se nikal ke na utha lu?

How to remove "XYZ liked" tweets from my feed.

Dk why but I can't read out of a laptop screen, I'm able to read really long essays and stuff on my mobile, able to finish up books real fast if they're in my hand, but when there's no palm stimulus, just cant read
Or
maybe the laptops too far and I need to get my eyes checked

All these podcasters start out really well, bringing in quality guests, but give them 30 days and they just reinstate how there are so few people around us and/or on the internet who can speak sense for 2 hours.

>Write and plan out everything in Notion
>Copy the whole thing and paste it into google docs
> Re-format it because google docs is broken
>Share it to their emails because these peasants don't use notion and neither do they want to buy obsidian premium

Hey Bhagwan, mera pura internship ka paisa mai donate kardunga, CG 8.5 ke upar maintain karwa de🙏🙏

the worst God could do is put me in parallel with a baby in flight
and he did

Aankhon me jo roshni hai aane wala kal haseen hai intezar jiska tha vo hai aa gaya
Chahe jaisi bhi dagar ho, khauf ho na ab fikar ho hamsafar karar dil ko dila gaya

oh bhai mangalore me bhi rich log rehte hai

aakhri 4 mahine me kiye saare paapon ka dand abhi bhugat raha hu

women walk unbelievably slow