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@chucklillycom
He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him.
- Proverbs 18:13
@chrismunns
“Buttt Daaaaaaddddd, I wanna build my own traffic routerrrrrr.” “Sweetie, when you are 30% of the internet’s traffic you can do that. Until then loadbalancers and DNS are fine for you and your other friends” “Ugh I have no fun” “You can have fun with loadbalancers” https://t.co/lqIGWCFLbM
@arieslob
Vanaf medio april komen er zelftesten voor middelbare scholen, basisscholen en het speciaal onderwijs. Het onderwijs is de eerste sector waar we zelftesten grootschalig gaan inzetten. Zo sporen we besmettingen sneller op en kunnen lessen doorgaan. Zie ook: https://t.co/fz3bqfWFGy
@Tanyka_Marie
Your parents really become your children after a certain point
@danielmakelley
My setup when I was arrested by Scotland Yard.
They were fascinated by the fact that the panel was off the side of the box, which resulted in them taking this photo and giving it to the media.
The reason it was off was because there was a faulty SATA cable, that's all.
@nareshbahrain
One reason for #bangalorewatercrisis is concretisation of the city. Wherever you go, the city is fully concretised. When this happens, rain water cannot seep into earth to refill the underground water table but leads to just wastage of water or even urban floods. This is… https://t.co/5nW4jSz58b
@ruffleseed
How to tell off someone who uses toooo much perfume? I come home smelling like I had an affair with Parkson's ground floor.
