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After the 2008 financial crisis, the Obama DOJ notoriously refused to prosecute a single Wall St tycoon responsible. Instead, Preet Bharara dubiously prosecuted Raj Rajaratnam to compensate for that. Rajaratnam now has a new book on prosecutorial abuse: https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntamny/2021/12/08/the-tragic-and-needless-destruction-of-raj-rajaratnam-price-giver-extraordinaire/?sh=5a65bcac44b8

.@SUBWAY Don't beat yourself up over this… Quiznos Jeff paid me & my cousins to pee in his ass.

Jets-Bengals game is a good example of a young team navigating being a winner. All week Bengals ppl counting up future wins. They got rightfully praised for their play. But if you let your guard down in the NFL, you can lose. That’s what happened today. Bengals will learn from it

Manchester City and Newcastle United are ready to challenge the legality of new Premier League regulations limiting the value of ‘associated party transactions’. [Duncan Castles] #NUFC

But really, it’s our anniversary. Five years of wedded bliss - plus another three of communicating through Twitter. I love you, @dougboneparth.

i love the smell of GPUs melting https://openai.com/blog/dall-e-now-available-in-beta/

@JessicaVaugn Jessica, hello

Thursday’s Weather Rating: 10/10 Just another W! Peak fall weather continues. Highs in the upper 60s, a light breeze, low dew points and sunshine. It doesn’t get better than this. The vibes are immaculate!!!

If you don't come from a wealthy family--make one

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pls win, @acmilan

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Is Prince gay?

We're so concerned with the walls having ears, we forget the angels have pens.

? HMS Dreadnought, Great Britain, rank V. ✅Twelve 305mm guns ✅279mm armored belt ✅Can kill you so hard you'll respawn dead ❌2 anti-air guns. ?