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We really going to aspen for New Years or what?

This year I lost, won, failed, cried, laughed, loved, but I didn’t fold.

Never take your health advice from a politician, even if he has Dr in front of his name.

@elonmusk Elon: When people arrived on Mars, would the planet already be terraformed or would people have another way created by SpaceX to survive on the red planet?

The Mets lost.

#Bitcoin surges 12% on news it's powered by a fucking volcano

Magandang gabi mga mahal ko!!! ?

Nice to wake up to find out that I am freer, less dependent, and though not as rich, have much, much more solid f*** you money than Jamie Dimon. Slavery does not decrease with wealth.

Lt.Gen (R) Asim Munir, illegal, unlawful Army Chief thinks Reko Diq will bring $70B investment by Sep & Saudi investment with Army in Agriculture. Says Social Media anger against Army is short term & will evaporate.This Dhakan is completely insane & stupid.Will destroy Pakistan!

Sun Tzu said to always give your enemies an exit but I'm not Sun Tzu

Spoil Spiderman and win a chance to meet Stan Lee.

it sucks how I'm always hungover but unfortunately there's nothing that can be done to prevent it

Rules for dads: Memories are better than money Presence is better than presents Wisdom is better than wealth Family is better than fortune Legacy is better than luxury Love can never be bought

hi @luka7doncic I am write poem for you ;: it is go FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL . I am call poem six foul for the fat guy . thank you is Janos .

This is why there's no elections in Westeros