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man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. says work is overwhelming. everything is disorganized, swamped with bureaucracy. "use the app JIRA" says doctor. "It'll help your organization keep track of work." "but doc," says the man. "I work on JIRA."

@InvincibleHQ Never seen an account post so many bangers

“Put those legs up, birthday boy you know what time it is!”

Super Bowl. Rams beat Chiefs

I love to watch people throw up…

Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.

idc what u think u cannot deny that the gays know how to fkn PARTY

cuh

If you don't count the things which are inflating, then inflation isn't happening. ??? https://t.co/VhUXQ4KsX0

@jonsteingart @AnthonyMKreis You know, the guy who actually does the reading. He's lovely

Before we reach Human-Level AI (HLAI), we will have to reach Cat-Level & Dog-Level AI. We are nowhere near that. We are still missing something big. LLM's linguistic abilities notwithstanding. A house cat has way more common sense and understanding of the world than any LLM.

Let’s be honest, social distancing from a few certain people has been nice.

Si je devais me décrire en un mot je dirais "attachiant"😊 Car je suis attachant et aussi je chie souvent dans mon pantalon (4 à 5 fois par jour en moyenne)

@Joshuaharrelso4 @Girlfriend_TvT *walks into room* what’s up my Friday night funkers! *sees gf* oh… my penis is big *starts jelqing everywhere*