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“oh, you’re a musician? What kind of music do you play?”

Ce comique compte moins de LDC qu’Arda Guler (11ans) 😭😭 https://t.co/RZXEtE9kWK

@FranceInsoumise Merci, mais : Je ne vous ai demandé aucune investiture, aucune autorisation. Je ne suis pas passé sous les fourches caudines de votre bêtise, votre sectarisme. Vous préférez un homme qui frappe sa femme, auteur de violences conjugales, à des camarades qui ont l'impudence… https://t.co/kNc3bajlD1

Trump is weak. We need somebody stronger. Not apologizing I voted for him 2x, donated to his campaign, covered his rallies But w/ his failures on big tech, vaccines, not intervening w/ BLM riots, even his recent take on vax passports Better than Biden, but not strong enough

You are in a Brave New Fahrenheit 1984

open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur?

Biden wasn't elected. He was installed. You know, like a toilet.

UR LAST TWO BRAIN CELLS HANGIN WITH SOME DINOS IN OHIO ???

nice “nuanced character writing” you fucking dipshit now check this out

I'm a Pull Stack Developer. I just pull things off the Internet and put it into my code.

Happy 50th Birthday to a legend. As Tupac would say himself 'People die but legends live forever' #Tupac 'Cause any day they'll push the button And all come in like Malcolm X or Bobby Hutton' #WestSide

We need a ⏭ button for: The 1st 6 min of every Zoom call The 1st trimester of pregnancies & Pentecostal services Februarys The 11 secs before sex when you take your draws off When singers wanna do 1 from the new album My mama trying to tell me how I know this lady who just died

I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?

maturing is realizing the crazy astrology gals may have been right about everything this whole time

I wish time never mattered