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I'm going to risk calling it. The feeling of deja vu is too strong. Stripe is the next Google.

working through your triggers is realizing that your lovers were just lovers, your job is just a job, your personality is just a personality, your parents were just parents. the world is simply the world. none of it was ever a big deal. none of it was ever a problem

Government, for its part, must meet its responsibility to protect its citizens. -PO

@slashdot Overzealous DMCA is a plague on humanity

I'll let you know when it's time to start taking profits.

Today no nice guys on the rift and no nice perkz giving enemy team free kills We strike first and strike hard ! ?

*losing at mtg* whatever dude i clear u at interpersonal skills

You only need 3 things to win: The balls to start. The brains to learn. The heart to never give up. And the best thing is, you already have all three.

Students: What can I do to get my grade up? Me: Your work

the masculine urge to suck your own dick but you cant reach and break your neck, leaving you on the ground lifeless for at least 24 hours before your body is discovered

thank God for Harry Styles

You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets.

i just happened upon a group of one-year-old children playing in the park and struck up a conversation, and what i heard was quite interesting. they don’t want to talk about the latest nintendo toy or baseball card. instead, what concerns them most is federal deficit spending

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