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Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."

@yaacov #HODL

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The Bears O-Line when they get in the redzone

Trying this new thing called "avoiding self sabotage". I'll let you know how it goes.

I just found out i'm allergic to wifi.

If I see one more art piece of a loving couple together I’m gonna start tweeking

Montrez vos images créées par l’IA mdrrr on va voir qui a la meilleure

@sourcreamstewie I’ve accepted that most people will die haters.

I can’t wait for the internet to crash.

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

Breaking: Juan Soto to the Mets. $765M. 15 years.

JE COUPE TOUT CEST TROP GRAVE BONNE NUIT À TOUS https://t.co/l9CCxxsa0L

A special day in our efforts to ensure speedy justice for every Indian and, at the same time, break free from colonial mindsets. At 12 noon today, will join the programme in Chandigarh to mark the successful implementation of the three new criminal laws, namely the Bharatiya… https://t.co/WyqJebEXAo

The Sickos are out @CycloneAlley