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me in my early twenties after throwing out my favorite pair of shorts because they made a man I was dating uncomfortable

when he describes his ideal partner as someone who doesn't leave the house or travel ever

I love when i catch exes talking shit about me

Bitch didn't you swallow my kids

Long distance relationships only work if all 4 of you are at peace with it

Cishet monogamous men will say shit like, "dating is so hard nowadays, women keep leaving the house????" with a completely straight face omg. 😭

To people calling it 'ethical' non-monogamy: can I make anything ethical by adding the word 'ethical' to the name or does only non-monogamy work like that? 🤔

If you use your gym membership, then it’s not an expense. It’s an investment.

“I’m back!” screams Freddie Kruger with an anti-Bragg sign

Personally, I would love a President who freestyles in the mirror. 👀

Based on the #AcrossTheSpiderVerse📷 trailer, it looks like Miles Morales is gonna have the best trilogy in the Marvel multiverse! Sorry Tony, Cap, & Peter # 1. ❤️

I want the MCU to get even queerer than this but I'm grateful that Marvel got to this point. (And I want Valkyrie to find happiness!!)

Hi everyone!

The National Association of Physics Students in Nigeria is calling for volunteers

https://t.co/1LUC2pSCmE

Hi everyone!

The National Association of Physics Students in Nigeria is calling for volunteers

https://t.co/1LUC2pSCmE

polyamory is often treated like it's unromantic or selfish but it's kinda fucking sweet. anyway, here's a pic of me coworking with my metamour & our man yesterday.

Free Eli Fross!