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Its raining

*plops ass on chessboard* Jumanji *dies of heart failure*

Be careful what u do in the dark, because it will come to Khrushchev light

A corn dog a day keeps the doctor away

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new -- Albert Einstein.

Improve trust by keeping your word, every time...

Educating the mind without educating the heart is NO education #Aristotle.

i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch

Im up and im lookin to find a new connect

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

ATTN WOMEN: NMP ONLY WANTS TO TALK TO U FOR UR FEET PICS AND VAGINA CAM. he will deny.

It just is what it is and that's all it is. Dx

The greatest character study of the 21st century isn’t Soprano, Draper, or White. It’s Romo.

I need to find a girl who can yike in this bit

Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated.