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Damn...gua nangis terharu melihat kemenangan menjelang

Simple Kitchen Rules for the uninitiated: If you are not: - Cooking - Cleaning - Casually flirting GTFO of the kitchen. Period

I do be funny up here sometimes huh

They’re boarding the plane by penis size and I’m in the back.

#HelpTurkey 😥

Ace Ventura going like “Wee hee Zeh her” for Weezer. That’s a tweet. Cut print send

Rashid when he gets his new car https://t.co/VXZn9KPoAu

Whats ya beef with accountability? Whether it’s yourself or ya favorite artist experiencing it

This is a great story so I’ll tell it one more time. I’d hurt my ankle and had to take 3 weeks off. The appearance I left for in Japan (before said ROH show) was an awards ceremony.I won my first Tokyo Sports Best Bout award.I didn’t wrestle.Important details are always changed. https://t.co/iA9Eb8tKlw

"Brand" is the sum of collective feelings a client experiences along the customer journey

It’s wild parents don’t think they are the issue at all. Your kid would rather pay 600-1000 dollars a month to get a apt or a house and not live with you for free for a few years. Really think about that

I literally have no desire to deal with anything I don’t have to... like at all

I received 1140 applications for the role of Junior programmer role at my startup. College freshers have focused little too much on acquiring new skills and too little on doing something with them.

70% of them, when asked to show something they built, didn't have anything.

@clownshrimps YES ITS HAPPY TEARS BUT ALSO EVERY SENTENCE OF THIS TWEET IS A VINE BOOM SFX BEING PLAYED INSIDE MY SKULL I NEED TO PRINT AND FRAME IT I THINK

@normalmogs Also, I may have to put that tweet on a shirt