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@chalkitupsac belated but had to share- you inspired us this week! :-)

In 2010, Kanye West made his magnum opus, stood on the mountaintop of fame and asked "Can we get much higher". In 2021, Kanye responds to his younger hennesy-drinking ego; "actually, yes we can".

Forgiving Dan Andrews is Gods job. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting. ?

Hans Zimmer's score sounds like a poorly oiled garage door opening very slowly as a woman screams at you from a tree two streets down. Which is to say: I think it deserves an Oscar.

God Emperor Doja???

In a perfect world, Harry Carry would introduce Guns N' Roses at Wrigley.

@Mark_E_Wright Roald Dahl - Sat in his Shed Darwin - Sat at Home Leonora Carrington - Sat at Home Tove Jansson - Sat on an Island Nina Simone - Sat at her piano at Home

@RonFilipkowski Yes this constitutional right to fly was established shortly after the famous protests at the Revolutionary War airports in 1775. ?

i love pizza it is yum yum yum in my tum tum tum

My FUCK YOUs hit different

In Dutch newspaper… says it all.

Just reported my car stolen in New Brighton. Huge meltdown to the police. Then I found it where I parked it. How's your night going? ?

lol

Brexit Britain: "I'd like to buy a pound of apples, a pound of bananas and 8 ounces of grapes please." "I'm terribly sorry, but we're completely out of fresh fruit."

might dress up as iphone 6s for halloween so chris evans would love me forever