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@normaldanish
end tak ya to ye book bachegi ya main
if you find me dead, it was this book
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@normaldanish
I don't want professors to explain more, teach better, or make any more efforts; just use more human-like sentences, easier on the language, and everyone will pay attention.
@normaldanish
Should've taken a branch where I study
Everything CSE
Power Electronics and IoT but only engineering
Mathematics but only Signal Processing and Control Theory
Chemistry but only the engineering part of it
Thermodynamics but only theoretical
No Mechanics
Is there such a branch?
@normaldanish
Didn't even know the groom, I was from the bride's side, but wished him as if I was his long lost brother, full tight hugs.
idk, my extrovertedness goes through mood swings and today was a high.
@normaldanish
"Using this smartwatch, you can recieve calls and messages at the ease of your wrist"
Bhai lekin mera phone meri jeb me hi hai mai use jeb se nikal ke na utha lu?
@normaldanish
No Pasoori at a Punjabi wedding cause atleast these guys understand it's a sad song.
@normaldanish
I knew I was going to meet relatives today.
I knew what they were going to ask.
I knew it would be "Aur, aage ke kya plans hain?"
And,
I was prepared to say "Dessert khana hai roti ke baad" at their face.
@normaldanish
Went to a Baniya wedding yesterday, at a Punjabi wedding today, have to say, our weddings are
Grandiose
@normaldanish
end tak ya to ye book bachegi ya main
if you find me dead, it was this book