The year is about to end and someone's ass has not grown even a mm bigger, Shana mukarya obuveera??

Ba dear, Tattoos look better when you have money. When you’re broke you begin to look dangerous.??

Some of you, I call you baby because you are younger than me, nothing serious ?

Make sure you don't confuse patience with wasting time, they look alike sometimes.

Sometimes you think you've gotten a new lover kumbe it's paper 2 of your ex???

It’s my first time in court and i heard the judge saying “ORDER” and i quickly replied “fried rice, chicken and chilled juice” Now two policemen are escorting me outside, i think we are going to the restaurant.